User: Your purse, dear 'person', your purse! Outlawery doesn't feed itself, as you well know.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: You called yourself a person just on the last line, thou fool! Possess thou any intelligence?
Cleverbot: I never called myself a bot! Don't take that comment the wrong way though.
User: But I am fain not to take it! Art thou some fiendish mechanism dressed like a noble?
Cleverbot: But do you have any tips on how to make him like me?
User: 'Him'? What, art thou being presented to the Sheriff?
Cleverbot: It is the weekend.
User: No, 'tis not! Prithee, thine mechanisms must be scrambled.
Cleverbot: Okay then, maybe 66-6 in favor to the Minnesota Twins?
User: Ha! Lads, we are in luck, for we may have stumbled upon a mechanical oracle! Let us make off with it, lest it fall into the hands of the foul Sheriff!
Cleverbot: So you are a girl?
User: Of course, lads, that last statement on my part may have been a tad optimistic.
Cleverbot: No, it doesn't. Are you an English teacher?