Saturday, August 10, 2019

Renegade X Review - With Chapter notes!



When I picked up your book, I was expecting deep superhero stuff. I was expecting a young rebel to question what it truly means to be a hero or a villain, to weigh the good against the evil, determine the difference between what is good and evil, and maybe refine his philosophy by getting his teeth kicked in before ultimately emerging triumphant or something.
Instead, I got the horniest bunch of teenagers on any given side of the railroad tracks.
The Rise of Renegade X all but called out to me from the shelves with its synopsis. In its world’s central setting, Golden City, heroes and villains (both sides have superpowers) are commonplace—and tourist attractions. When they turn 16, people of hero lineage have one of their thumbprints morph into an H while the villains get a V. Damien Locke, the proud son of a supervillain-ess, discovers his unknown father was a superhero when his thumbprint turns into an X, casting a shadow across his otherwise rosy path toward villainy. As a consequence, he ends up living with his hero father’s family, a situation he will set out to rectify by trying double-hard to become the villain he was always meant to be…
So, what does he do? Unleash plague on his new step-family? Burn their house to the ground, and then burn the ground? Invent a mind control device to bend his step-family to his will?
Nope.
He makes risqué jokes, does juvenile pranks (i.e. worms in the shampoo), and is generally a brat. When he’s not trying to “I’m-not-touching-you” his step-family to death, he’s just an all-round hornball, trying to French hot girls no matter how much he “doesn’t want to.”
It’s not like he’s starved for targets, either. Everybody, and I mean everybody who isn’t under 8 years old, is horny as s***. Every time a sex-related theme is brought to the table, be it perversion, fornication, sodomy, teen pregnancy, or outright assault, it’s handled with disturbing casualness. In one particular case, a friends-with-benefits relationship is discussed as a mere science project. There’s hardly any philosophical inquiry into what makes a hero a hero and a villain a villain; Megamind had more depth in this angle than Renegade X, not to mention—spoiler alert—a more convincing transition of a dedicated villain into a sort-of hero.
That’s the book’s biggest problem, in my semi-professional opinion: who on earth is the audience? With an uncomplicated plot and simplistic tone, this seems like a book for the lower end of the teen scale. However, with the shamelessly sexed-up teens, the subject matter veers into the upper-teen category, and it seems to want to take these teens further into adult territory. I mean, this book lured me in with promises of HIVE, and while there is an actual superhero-ish plot, it’s only there for one-fourth of the book—and that’s a generous estimate. Instead, it looks like H.I.V.E., got pillaged by Twilight, left for dead as a weird teen romance book.
Also, we visit Vilmore, a villain academy, which is never described. I never get to bathe in its villainy. Instead, we visit a nondescript dorm room where—shocker—there’s a bunch of making-out going on (out in the open, anyway, but we can get a good idea of what goes on behind closed doors).
And the plot’s kinda predictable.
And the ultimate villain is just some idiot bloke, really.
And there’s a shapeshifter girl whose power is never used as a major plot twist. Come on! That’s like the first thing you’re supposed to do with a shapeshifter! She could have had any other superpower!
And the reason for the Hs and Vs on thumbs is because the long-ago-heroes developed a virus to mark the villains with Vs, who in turn made a virus to mark the heroes with Hs—which means, in my opinion, the early villains were knuckle-dragging morons. If you can make thumb-letters from viruses, why not mark the heroes with Vs too? Can you imagine the results, the book we’d get instead? All of society having to discern between the heroic and villainous superpowered people as individuals, seeing beyond the semi-racist stereotypes and asking their own philosophic questions? Imagine heroic individuals having an excuse to be villains! Imagine softcore villains sheepishly straying into the path of the righteous! Imagine the story that could have been (unless the author is planning on using that idea in a sequel)!
So, as far as this book goes—do I hate it?
Actually, not really.
This book has its shining moments, especially when it lets the superhero side shine through and Damien is more than horny a-hole. I love the rare occasion he does an actual supervillain-y thing (i.e. his petty vengeance on someone he invited to his birthday party). I love the scene where his stepfather tries to teach him to fly. I love some of Damien’s one-liners, and the last sentence of the book is one of the best closing remarks I’ve seen in a YA book in a long, long time. The plot, while simple, has a nice arc and a good climax. One of the relationship threads was tied off with surprising maturity. Heck, even the horniness is likely a representation of the world and mindset in which the author grew up, now being conveyed to us. I don’t have to like the mindset, but if it’s all the author knows, that’s understandable.
I still feel betrayed, though. Looking at everything about this book, I thought it was going to teach me its own perspective of what makes a hero or villain. Instead, I’ve got casual sex references. Maybe that does it for you, but it’s not my thing. If you want to take a look at it, go ahead, but I give the whole thing a soft pass.
(Seriously, I think the only advice the author was given about boys when she was growing up was, “They only have their minds on one thing,”—and then she wrote a whole book about it.)
One more thing: there’s a major character in the book who takes notes on everything. Well, isn’t that a coincidence! With this book, I test-ran a discipline of writing two-sentence summaries of individual chapters, so I’ve got notes too! Here they are, chapter by chapter. Feel free to read them in tandem with the actual book.

Ben’s notes: The Rise of Renegade X
Chapter 1: Nice city concept, but I guessed the big surprise by page 14. Liking the MC’s evil s***, though.
Chapter 2: Turkey baster joke was boss. Sex references are pretty casual; guess that reflects the times.
Chapter 3: Tension low, but isn’t it how funny how casual sex/relationship attitudes lead to dumb, overdramatic complications? Also, how can Kat’s mom be part of a supervillain family and fall for such an illogical and obviously manipulative lie?
-        (Also, page 51: please tell me you’ve heard of Cyclops and you were being sarcastic.)
Chapter 4: OK, that was quick; still being casual as hell. I do, however, like the idea of Damien’s fake diary—if that’s not what I’m reading right now.
Chapter 5: I’m getting a lot of he-says-it’s-not-going-to-happen-but-we-all-know-it’ll-happen-anyway vibes. Very much forward to where Damien’s list of enemies will go.
Chapter 6: Just a random collection of scenes, and Damien’s equation seems to be soft hero plus douche. I think this book might be taking an overall racism-perception path.
Chapter 7: Beginning of chapter: WTF is going on here? End of chapter: Why is it, whenever Damien’s plans come to fruition, I’m left asking, “That’s IT?”—and why is half the book’s data conveyed with a character quote immediately followed by a non-quote first-person monologue?
Chapter 8: The first half of this chapter is friggin’ awesome, plus it looks like the plot is gaining steam. My money is on Damien having to fight his mom at the climax or near-climax.
Chapter 9: OK, 1) STOP THE CASUAL SEX REFERENCES, AND 2) SHOULDN’T YOU BE THRILLED IF PEOPLE THINK YOU’RE A VILLAIN? What, is your only evil trait your hyper-sexed teen brain?
Chapter 10: Beginning of chapter: WHA—FU—JUST LIKE THAT—WHAT ABOUT JACK—THAT’S F***ING ALL??? End of chapter: Almost had something interesting happen back there—AND SARAH, JUST TELL DAMIEN WHAT YOUR F***ING GUN OF PLOT CONVENIENCE DOES!
Chapter 11: Beginning of chapter: Wait—describe Vilmore! End of chapter: HOLY S***, IS EVERYONE IN THIS BOOK HORNY??
Chapter 12: Beginning of chapter: Lemme get this straight…you’re on your way to rescue your father, Sarah, and all you can talk about with Damien—another minor like you—is having experiment-like SEX?? End of chapter: Having a hard time caring about any of this.
Chapter 13: Beginning of chapter: So…in this author’s head, superheroes are racists (although they get an OK scene in this chapter) and these teens are her personal porn fantasy—got it. End of chapter: DO SUPERVILLAIN THINGS; THAT’S WHY I PICKED UP THIS BOOK!
Chapter 14: Almost had an interesting scene there—but then eight tons of tangled-relationship s*** smothered that sucker. Plus, Damien, don’t you WANT to be pegged as a villain, you inconsistent douche canoe?
Chapter 15: Beginning of chapter: You did NOT just put one of those cliché romance scenes in this supposedly superhero/supervillain book! End of chapter: Like mother, like son; when I heard Ms. Locke’s plan (which I more-or-less predicted), I caught myself thinking, “That’s IT?”
Chapter 16: Starts with a dick-measuring contest and ends with the plot-turnaround of every MacGyver episode. But hey, the plot’s moving.
Chapter 17: Surprise twist, but handled with zero drama; why is it the relationships are dramatic but the plot isn’t? On the plus side, Damien’s a little more interesting when the plot is moving—yet Megamind at the END of his titular movie is more of a villain than he is—and one relationship thread seems to have been tied off with surprising maturity.
Chapter 18: Beginning of chapter: He’s gonna fly. End of chapter: …OK, maybe not now, but he’s gotta soon.
Chapter 19: OK, I like that “As long as my mouth works” line—good one. Decent climax action, too—props.
Chapter 20: Wait…we’re…OK with superhero stuff now? I’d say it’s abrupt, but this guy has been in the hero-ish denial zone for a while…
Chapter 21: Might as well use the end to remind us how, in the end, everyone in the book is horny. However…there is absolutely nothing wrong with this book’s concluding sentence.
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Final note: It might be a while before you hear from me again; I’m getting married in a couple of weeks—to somebody who likes to hear me rant about books. No romance novels can beat that.